I defaulted on a deal for my soul and now the devil has turned me into a collection agency, what should I do?

Ok I did really intend to pay him, I just wanted to use the credit. Now he is threatening to sue me for it. Does bankruptcy laws cover this?

He accepted a check that was bad and asked me how I was going to cover the check. I told him I dont have any money that is why I wrote a check. He should have known better than to take a check from me.

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7 Responses to “I defaulted on a deal for my soul and now the devil has turned me into a collection agency, what should I do?”

1. labattmanthegreat Says:
   July 13th, 2009 at 4:59 am

   um, well, i would file for spiritual bankruptcy, and if he kept coming, just do what i do with all my bills….ignore them. do you really need good credit with the bank of satan?

2. sexy_jim_darwin Says:
   July 14th, 2009 at 11:52 am

   buy my soul, then youll have a soul,

3. sheeple_rancher Says:
   July 16th, 2009 at 7:48 am

   Re-post your soul for sale ad. Who knows, maybe you can do a 2 for 1 and make everyone happy.

4. cisco_cantu Says:
   July 19th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

   File a J-Alhpa/Omega

   Claims you’re a born again Christian and since God has more claim to souls than devil he has to excuse the debt and leave you alone. Then after your procedings file an A-101 or a C-542. Theses turn you into an athiest or spiritually certifies you to preach to word of God and make money as a non-profit church.

5. damnbrat57 Says:
   July 22nd, 2009 at 12:15 am

   Jesus puts his money in the First National Bank.
   Jesus saves,
   Jesus saves,
   Jesus saves……
   time to consider changing financial institutions.

6. conundrum_dragon Says:
   July 24th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

   If he took a check deals done..make anoter one and let us know how it turns out…

7. Jedimaster Says:
   July 25th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

   well he does have a huge army of lawyers….